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Silly Goose Mask
Sale price
£19.99
Regular price
£30.00
Low stock: 4 left
"Bought it as a joke for game night and now my friends keep stealing it. Funniest impulse purchase I’ve made this year."
Silly Goose Mask – Honk in Style!
Get Your Goose On with This Silly Goose Mask!
Introducing the ultimate fashion statement for the truly unhinged: the Silly Goose Mask. Slip it on, and instantly become 87% more chaotic, 100% more honkable, and completely unstoppable. Whether you’re waddling into a party, haunting your roommate, or just trying to avoid small talk at the grocery store—this mask’s got you covered (literally).
- Goose-Level Confidence: Transform instantly into the majestic menace you were born to be.
- Premium Beak Design: Sturdy yet soft—perfect for dramatic honking, snack attacks, and unsolicited opinions.
- Universal Fit: Adjustable and breathable, so you can honk comfortably for hours.
- Perfect for Silly Souls: Embrace your inner goose and add a little humor to your winter style.
Be a Silly Goose, Get This Mask!
Warning: Side effects may include uncontrollable honking, power struts, and becoming the main character at all times.